Received a firm-wide email from the CEO thanking everyone for their hard work this year along with a $100 electronic gift card to Amazon. It was an internal phishing test that was his idea. PGP.

Company holiday was just changed from a Friday night happy hour to a Tuesday luncheon. PGP.

My last three Tinder messages have been sponsored advertisements. PGP.

Drawing your boss in the Secret Santa drawing. PGP.

Year-end bonus had taxes taken out of it. PGP.

My coworkers talked about their daughters’ basketball game for an entire hour this morning. PGP.

When you’re already working 12+ hour days and your boss tells you to “step it up”. PGP.

Not sure whether to have a water bottle filled with whiskey or actual water hidden in my suit for the Christmas party. PGP.

Having to deal with a boss that’s a modern-day Ebenezer Scrooge. PGP.

Typing “shart” instead of “sharp” in an important email. PGP.