Being the only one who didn’t get the group text that work was canceled. PGP.

Going for “walks” around the building because the WiFi is shit at my cube. PGP.

75% of the work I do is formatting. I work in finance, not graphic design. PGP.

I honestly thought I was getting the flu yesterday. Then I was reminded I had 4 beers and a shot the day before. Turns out I had a hangover. PGP.

“So, are you dating anyone?” PGP.

If matching with single moms on Bumble makes me a pimp, consider me Dan Bilzerian. PGP.

I have to fire someone three days before Thanksgiving. PGP.

Just watched John Duda Juul inside a restaurant. PGP.

Getting recognized underneath the bathroom stall walls by your cowboy boots and someone striking up a conversation mid-deployment. PGP.

I finally put in my 2 weeks notice. Making my transition plan is the most satisfying thing I’ve done at work in months. PGP.