My audio book game is on point. PGP.

I actually ran a pen out of ink before I lost it. PGP.

Getting hungry while reading the Pie v. Cake debate in your cube, having already eaten your lunch. PGP.

If my coworker can bring her screaming three year old into the office, why can’t I bring my dog? PGP.

Spending your weekend going to open houses in places that you wish you could afford. PGP.

“Sale” “Sort by: Lowest price first” PGP.

Completing deliverables hungover is my version of the Jordan flu game. PGP.

“The new hires are all bright eyed and bushy tailed.” PGP.

Just ran out of data until the 18th. I’m flying to Europe in 8 days. PGP.

My only real motivation at work is not to get fired and not to get hassled. PGP.