Swiping right on an obvious fake, just in case. PGP.

People who type the email content in the subject line. PGP.

Coffee and Cough Drops. PGP.

Reserving a conference room just to sit alone in the dark for 30 minutes. Fuck the open office concept. PGP.

My coworker responded “Thank you, master” in a group text with my boss. I’m not sure if I can take this anymore. PGP.

That knowing “you’re gonna go get fucked up, aren’t you?” look from your boss when you tell him you’re taking PTO to go to Vegas. PGP.

We just got a 4 slot toaster in the office and I’m ecstatic. PGP.

Got Chinese food and my fortune cookie didn’t have a fortune inside. PGP.

Just bragged to someone about my Credit score. PGP.

Coworkers that ask “Where’d you go?” when you return from taking a shit. PGP.