“If I had worked this hard in college I would have gotten a 4.0.” PGP.

My boss will purge her old emails and re-forward everything to me to make more room in her inbox, clogging up mine. PGP.

About to ask my manager if she would be cool with me applying to an internal role. I’ve been in my position for roughly 3 months. PGP.

“Upcoming PTO: …” in the signature. PGP.

People walking into your office despite your door being closed and lunch on your desk is the same thing as people talking to you with your headphones in. PGP.

Realized while studying for licensing exam that I’m just as bad at studying as an adult as I was during college. PGP.

3 of my friends work in offices with beer on tap. My office has a snack shelf. PGP.

A Sponge Bob meme got blocked at work because it had the word bikini on it. PGP.

Reordering business cards because all 250 of them have gone into “Customer of the Month” raffles at the go to lunch spots. PGP.

Having as many email reminders throughout the day as I have alarms in the morning. PGP.