My annual raise doesn’t even cover inflation. PGP.

Getting stumped when someone asks you, “what do you do for fun?” PGP.

Feeling proud for stopping at three beers… at lunch meeting. PGP.

My bar application has asked me 5 separate times if I am married. Really rubbing my loneliness in. PGP.

I have an early start tomorrow, but sure, I can meet you for one drink. PGP.

After a year of being the only male, my department finally hired another guy. He collects Yu-Gi-Oh cards. PGP.

Client call is running over and now I’m missing the cake in the break room celebrating a coworker’s wedding. PGP.

Team-wide argument is breaking out over email. PGP.

Not making it through the college football national championship. PGP.

Not knowing the difference between a white elephant, gift exchange, and secret santa. PGP.