First business trip with the new job, and I get bedbugs. PGP.

I thought losing my fantasy playoff matchup was depressing, then I showed up to work on Monday. PGP.

We raged at that housewarming party this weekend. PGP.

My girlfriend reads Things Girls Do After Graduation, so now I have mad ring pressure. PGP.

Silently puking in the office bathroom the morning after the holiday party. PGP.

My condom stash is expired. PGP.

CFO responded to a company-wide email about meeting our yearly goal with nothing but “Dilly Dilly!” PGP.

Typing rebuttal emails in word knowing you can’t actually send them without extensive editing if you want to keep your job. PGP.

My boss just put in his two weeks notice. PGP.

Some guy from another floor is washing his hair in our bathroom. PGP.