Browning out during the office gift exchange and forgetting to take home your present. PGP.

Too tired to drink. PGP.

Opting to listen to radio commercials over taking my headphones off to hear my coworkers talk. PGP.

Responding to sales emails with a clip of Chevy Chase saying “Merry Christmas, Kiss My Ass, Kiss His Ass, Kiss Your Ass.” PGP.

My boss emailed me within that 10 minute window I was briefly away from my desk. He decided to call me to confirm that I got his email. PGP.

The very first thing my colleague said this morning: “Fuck this place!” I love my colleague. PGP.

Got asked in an interview what I’m passionate about and I’ve never been so stumped in my life. PGP.

The whole gang got back together this weekend, didn’t pass out in my own tuxedo this time. PGP.

Fun Fact: Ctrl Delete will erase all of the emails in the shared inbox. PGP.

I have to work the week between Christmas and New Year’s. PGP.