Fly flew into my coffee and died. PGP.

Overdrafted my account buying Plan B. PGP.

Got in late for the first time in over a year. Coworker decided to break out the “Just get here when you can” comment. PGP.

I just really don’t even want to go through with the effort of dressing up for Halloween anymore. PGP.

Taking handfuls of individual pain reliever packets home from the office rather than buying a bottle yourself. PGP.

Trying harder to not fuck it up rather than trying to succeed. PGP.

My job status is being changed to hourly because of FLSA. I have a graduate degree. PGP.

Having dreams about neighborhood relations. PGP.

Someone threw up in the sink. PGP.

My dick boss just got yelled at by his boss and he is now pouting at his desk. Highlight of my week. PGP.