The appetite of a 13-year-old boy with the metabolism of a 44-year-old man. PGP.

Got caught taking a personal phone call in my building’s stairwell. PGP.

Matching with your ex on Bumble. PGP.

I can’t do work until my anxiety medicine kicks in. PGP.

Dropping hundreds of dollars to watch a Cubs game but being too concerned about my financial stability to upgrade to Spotify Premium. PGP.

Had to bite my tongue as a coworker concluded a conversation with “word up.” PGP.

First year giving out candy and ran out in less than an hour. PGP.

I’m a Tennessee fan. PGP.

Conference room wars. PGP.

Someone just farted while walking by my cube. PGP.