Due to last year’s multiple incidents, there will be a 2 drink limit at this year’s Christmas Party. PGP.

Being the youngest in the office but having the oldest taste in music. PGP.

Just helped my coworker pull out her first gray hair. Most productive thing I’ve done today. PGP.

My hands swelled to almost twice their size due to an allergic reaction but I didn’t leave work because I didn’t want to wasted my PTO. PGP.

Having to work in the office the day before Thanksgiving when the whole office is off. PGP.

Debating whether to pay my unfathomably high car insurance bill today or go out and run up a bar tab on Thanksgiving Eve tomorrow. PGP.

Got married Saturday. Didn’t have sex. PGP.

Both of my roommates are gone for an entire week and this is the best thing that’s happened to me in months. PGP.

Not having a Friendsgiving since you only have a few friends and aren’t organized enough to pull off such an event. PGP.