My coworker got a $200 Amazon gift card for Secret Santa. I got a Justin Bieber bath towel. PGP.

The IT Manager and the Marketing Manager are definitely involved and sit right next to me. Oh, to be 45 and divorced. PGP.

Fuck it. I’m getting wine tonight. PGP.

‘Tis the season of antlers and Rudolph noses on SUVs. PGP.

Decided to go to bed early last night to catch up on sleep. I woke up feeling even more exhausted than normal. PGP.

Office put $200 down on the bar for the holiday party. There were 250 people at the party. PGP.

It is currently 11:00 p.m. on a Monday. I am 7 whiskeys deep. Tomorrow will suck. PGP.

Engagement Season. PGP.

Donald Trump tweeted about my employer. PGP.

Someone was a drunk asshole last year so we don’t have holiday parties anymore. PGP.