Toeing the line between skinny fat and just fat. PGP.

The heat in our office building broke today. It’s 17 degrees outside. PGP.

Having to retake grades K-12 to prove to my dad I’m ready to take over the family hotel chain. PGP.

Took a day off because I wanted a three day weekend, woke up with the flu. PGP.

My go-to drunk food place now knows my name and what I order. PGP.

I was going to quit drinking during the work week for my NY resolution but Clemson and Bama are in the National Championship. PGP.

New Year, New Me, same morning road rage. PGP.

Work during the holidays and let your PTO roll into next year they said…it will be fun they said…PGP.

Opened underwear from my deployed boyfriend that said “sexually deprived for your freedom” in front of my super conservative parents and grandparents. Merry Christmas. PGP.

Every time I get asked a question at work, my initial response is “how the Hell would I know the answer to that?” PGP.