Preparing for countless quarter life crisis jokes. PGP.

Flushed my smaller toenail clippers down the toilet today. PGP.

Interview for a promotion last week. Received an email informing me HR will “reach out this week.” It’s now Friday. No word. PGP.

My boss not so subtly hinted that my position is being eliminated in 2018. PGP.

Just checked my mailbox for the first time in two weeks. I had no mail. PGP.

Had a dream that I was asking out the hot girl from work, woke up having an anxiety attack. PGP.

Older coworkers taking laps around the floor for “exercise”, while conversing loudly and out of breath. PGP.

There are two stalls in the bathroom, and a floater in each one of them. PGP.

Flight home from a work trip doesn’t get in until 2 a.m., boss said to be sure to be ready for a 7:15 a.m. meeting that morning. PGP.

Lateral moves. PGP.