Finding the quickest route out of the workplace that is out of other coworkers line of sight. PGP.

I reluctantly signed up for the company chili cook-off, got too invested in the competition and ended up losing. PGP.

“Don’t forget to dial 9 first.” PGP.

Being the only one to laugh during a 7-person conference call when someone said, “We need to somehow add girth.” PGP.

Got docked an hour of PTO for leaving early Friday when everyone else was already gone. PGP.

Took a vacation and never left the room… so I could catch up on sleep. PGP.