Threw my back out getting into my car to go to the gym. Drove to the liquor store instead. PGP.

*audible sigh* PGP.

Wife ordered me a Romphim. PGP.

When a rainy Friday night gets you just as excited to stay in and watch a movie as going out used to in college. PGP.

Derby Weekend TGDAG. I haven’t been this excited coming into work everyday since I started this job. PGP.

A group of recent college graduates asked me if I’m “also” considered a Millennial. I’m only 25. PGP.

My boss’s opening line in my preformance review was, “Do you even like this job?” Crap. PGP.

Facebook suggesting I add my 50-year-old coworkers as friends. PGP.

Being in a constant state of “just gotta get to the weekend.” PGP.

There’s no such thing as a free lunch, especially if it means you’re forced to soberly interact with coworkers. PGP.