Waking up late and getting to work on time means I just found my new wake up time. PGP.

Making all your meals for the week on one day is exhausting. PGP.

“Cash me outside, how bout dah?” Has finally infiltrated my office. PGP.

Being able to lip sync your coworkers’ usual responses to your morning greetings as you walk away. PGP.

Workin’ hard but it’s hardly workin’. PGP.

Making a bingo board of all the annoying things people do in my office. PGP.

Lying about your St. Patrick’s Day plans. PGP.

“Where’s your green?” PGP.

The frustration when your phone doesn’t recognize your fingerprint, so you have to personally type in your passcode. PGP.