Getting an email from your boss on Friday evening that begins with “Do this first thing when you get in on Monday.” PGP.

My boss signs his emails “Smiles.” PGP.

Monday’s are for lighting fires you’ll have to put out by Friday. PGP.

Wearing the same two pairs of pants to work each week. PGP.

CFO responded to a company-wide email about meeting our yearly goal with nothing but “Dilly Dilly!” PGP.

Using seasonal affective disorder as a cover for your alcoholism. PGP.

Typing rebuttal emails in word knowing you can’t actually send them without extensive editing if you want to keep your job. PGP.

“Are you going anywhere for Christmas?” PGP.

Some guy from another floor is washing his hair in our bathroom. PGP.

Company holiday was just changed from a Friday night happy hour to a Tuesday luncheon. PGP.