Some guy from another floor is washing his hair in our bathroom. PGP.

Received a firm-wide email from the CEO thanking everyone for their hard work this year along with a $100 electronic gift card to Amazon. It was an internal phishing test that was his idea. PGP.

I honestly thought I was getting the flu yesterday. Then I was reminded I had 4 beers and a shot the day before. Turns out I had a hangover. PGP.

I have to fire someone three days before Thanksgiving. PGP.

Just watched John Duda Juul inside a restaurant. PGP.

Got more Bumble matches in 7 days in Europe than I have in the past 6 months in the US. PGP.

Mandatory office potlucks. PGP.

My boss “borrowed” my phone charger. It has been over a month now and I am afraid to ask for it back. PGP.

I’m office hot at my new job…. I’ll take it. PGP.

Work is having a health and safety week. They didn’t change the mandatory safety presentation from the manufacturing sites for the corporate office. PGP.