Just found out I have to come in the Friday after Thanksgiving. Can’t wait. PGP.

Keeping your headset on for privacy after your conference call gets canceled. PGP.

Getting recognized underneath the bathroom stall walls by your cowboy boots and someone striking up a conversation mid-deployment. PGP.

I finally put in my 2 weeks notice. Making my transition plan is the most satisfying thing I’ve done at work in months. PGP.

Had to drive five hours for a training seminar because it was ten miles too short to fly. PGP.

I’m the youngest person in my new department by ten years which immediately made me the new IT guru. PGP.

I’m the only one in my department with small monitors because IT maxed out their budget. PGP.

I reluctantly signed up for the company chili cook-off, got too invested in the competition and ended up losing. PGP.

Having very strong opinions on dive bars. PGP.

Boss uses my personal Keurig in my office. PGP.