Accepted an offer for a new job today and leave for Vegas tomorrow. My out of office is just going to be “I will be out Friday and not will not be returning.” PGP.

Fuck it. I’m getting wine tonight. PGP.

My job status is being changed to hourly because of FLSA. I have a graduate degree. PGP.

My dick boss just got yelled at by his boss and he is now pouting at his desk. Highlight of my week. PGP.

Not sick enough to stay home, but not at perfect health. PGP.

Getting “sup”-d in the comments section was the highlight of my week. PGP.

My boss’s solitaire is candy crush. PGP.

Mid-meeting I got asked why I was there. PGP.

Not sure if my boss is unaware of his use of double entendre or if he’s just a perv. PGP.

Being troubled by how excited you get about incoming calls from unknown numbers when you’re looking for a (better) job. PGP.