Friday I’m leaving town to go watch college football for 4 days straight. I might never come back. PGP.

Just took an hour to fill out an expense report. PGP.

Just ate Taco Bell…sober…alone at my desk…PGP.

Not understanding how vacation time is pro-rated when you quit but not wanting to tip anyone off that you’re leaving. PGP.

There’s a fire two floors below my office right now. Building management said to stay in our offices. PGP.

Taking a phone call from a recruiter during a staff meeting. PGPowerMove.

My boss refers to our cubicles as the “bullpen.” PGP.

Getting into an unnecessary and much too heated battle over toner when the copier breaks. PGP.

Corporate Lay Off = Unlimited Drinking time while browsing for careers online. PGP.

“I’ll circle back and sync up with you later.” PGP.