On the flipside, an hour of of phone tag can and anxiety can be completely eliminated by constraining menial conversations to text. My dad doesn’t text (60 year old blue collar guy with a complete ignorance of computers), so every time I miss his call he leaves a vague voicemail to call him back which makes me worried that somebody died.
I live with my ladyfriend and probably cook 9/10 of the meals we eat at home. Cooking is fun, and it means I don’t have to eat stuff I don’t want to, namely things that do not taste good. She still does the womanly crafts like making lotions and candles and stuff, but cooking and brewing is my domain.
People that can’t appreciate a domestic light beer for what it is are just awful, especially when they bitch about limited craft beer choices at free company happ hours. “Oh, Coors Light is basically water? Well, you have a fucking smartphone app just to make sure you drink enough water each day, so start chugging.”
Donald Draper napped in his office half the time and was drunk the other half. If perusing the web helps me out in my creative downtime while creating software, and I’m at least as productive as my co-workers, who gives a fuck?
Cold brew + tonic water = new way I start my day. Cold brew + tonic water + gin = new way I finish my day. Add a sprig of rosemary if you’re a fancy fuck too, it’s pretty good.
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Boulder is thirty minutes from Denver so they probably just lumped it in. There are plenty of hipsters in Denver alone to justify the ranking though.
Dude, you out-Neirbo’d Neirbo
Jesus, aren’t you the original hippie socialist?
That’s my district and this guy is a bible-beating idiot. PGP.
Woo girls. . .
On the flipside, an hour of of phone tag can and anxiety can be completely eliminated by constraining menial conversations to text. My dad doesn’t text (60 year old blue collar guy with a complete ignorance of computers), so every time I miss his call he leaves a vague voicemail to call him back which makes me worried that somebody died.
I can’t help making audible predictions of what’s going to happen next when watching cheesey network TV episodes.
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I’ve done it a few times. It’s just a worse version of spaghetti!
I know, right.
I live with my ladyfriend and probably cook 9/10 of the meals we eat at home. Cooking is fun, and it means I don’t have to eat stuff I don’t want to, namely things that do not taste good. She still does the womanly crafts like making lotions and candles and stuff, but cooking and brewing is my domain.
Anybody who excels at math would not choose to be an accountant.
People that can’t appreciate a domestic light beer for what it is are just awful, especially when they bitch about limited craft beer choices at free company happ hours. “Oh, Coors Light is basically water? Well, you have a fucking smartphone app just to make sure you drink enough water each day, so start chugging.”
Spoiler alert: “Gossip Girl” is Dan Humphries, and Dan Humphries is a dude.
Selling my plasma then immediately spending the cash on a cheap handle vodka for the Thursday night rager. Actually I don’t miss that.
It’s pretty easy to justify the value of those services when a night out for two costs about the same or more.
Diet Tonic!
Donald Draper napped in his office half the time and was drunk the other half. If perusing the web helps me out in my creative downtime while creating software, and I’m at least as productive as my co-workers, who gives a fuck?
Cold brew + tonic water = new way I start my day. Cold brew + tonic water + gin = new way I finish my day. Add a sprig of rosemary if you’re a fancy fuck too, it’s pretty good.