You haven’t truly lived until you’ve been drunk 3 separate times in the same day. PGP

Your once funny twitter feed now becoming an outlet to aggressively attack poor customer service accounts.

Happy Monday!! PGP

I feel ashamed that I went in on a Saturday to “get work done” when I really just wanted alone time away from the wife and kid. I will likely do it again. PGP.

Groupon wine tastings. PGP.

Don’t have enough vacation days to go to a music festival this year. PGP.

Drank on Friday. Hungover on Monday.

Having an emergency excel sheet ready to pull up so that you look busy, just in case someone walks by. PGP.