“Is it really necessary for me to be on this call?” PGP.

Today’s my birthday, I told no one. PGP

My boss just got a snapchat and added me as a friend. PGP.

Accidentally blacked out at the baseball game last night. PGP.

Stayed up past 11 last night and now I’m exhausted.

Really putting my Constanza moves to work this afternoon. PGP

Laboring on Labor Day. PGP.

I actually said to an intern “When I was your age…”. PGP

Going back to the college town for the home opener. My body already hates me. PGP

My pledge brother is getting married on homecoming weekend. PGP.