Guess I missed the memo about everyone taking a vacation day today. PGP

Came to a recruiting fair to find new interns. Spent more time networking for a new job. PGPM

Dated a co-worker. Now I have to walk the long way to the printer and break room. PGP.

My lunch plans consist of stealing a better parking spot.

Had sex for the first time in over a year. Got an STD. PGP.

Forgot my staff ID at home today and had to park outside…like an animal. PGP

I’m at the weird age where my snapchat story feed consists of my older friends meals and my younger friends blacking out the night before. PGP

Girlfriend just said she felt sick. There goes my weekend. PGP

Had a nightmare my credit score dropped a hundred points overnight.

Someone flushed a toilet during a conference call.