You don’t realize how capable you are of hating a person until you have to share a cubicle with them.

“Email it to me and i’ll take a look.” PGP

Corporate just lowered our mileage reimbursement. PGP.

Watching your first day optimism and energy turn into cynicism and indifference. PGP

“Can everyone see my screen?”

“K-Cup Bin Full. Please Empty.” PGP.