OkayestAccountant

living the PGL of a accountant in the fast paced world of the Houston reinsurance scene. Proponent of the 4 day work week and day drinking during lunch breaks at the local Chili's. Weekdays you can find me living the cube life and gettin my sweet fluorescent light tan on and on the weekend you can catch me at the beach or at a local bar calling everyone hipsters who order Moscow mules. Likes: beer, jeeps, scotch, emotionally unavailable women. Dislikes: Will deFries

Member Since 12/10/2015

Found out the summer interns are going to make the same hourly rate I do. I’ve been here for 2 years.

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My manager refers to us as consultants, my paycheck does not. PGP

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“You Millennials just don’t get it, do you?”

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I want to quit my job, but I don’t want to deal with the hassle of finding a new one. PGP.

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The floor below me has way nicer bathrooms than ours. PGP

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My work mom’s daughter is really hot and about to turn 18. PGP.

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“Looks like we have the same urination schedule…”-Random guy I saw twice in the bathroom. PGP

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The after-hours janitor cleaning around you in your cube. PGP.

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YouTube has taught me more about my job than any amount of training ever has. PGP.

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Being thankful, not offended, when not asked to be in the wedding party. PGP

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