OkayestAccountant

living the PGL of a accountant in the fast paced world of the Houston reinsurance scene. Proponent of the 4 day work week and day drinking during lunch breaks at the local Chili's. Weekdays you can find me living the cube life and gettin my sweet fluorescent light tan on and on the weekend you can catch me at the beach or at a local bar calling everyone hipsters who order Moscow mules. Likes: beer, jeeps, scotch, emotionally unavailable women. Dislikes: Will deFries

Member Since 12/10/2015

Why I’ll Continue To Be Politically Active On Social Media

Selling Your Car Is Like Saying Goodbye To An Old Friend

Chronicles Of The Night Shift

My Logical Breakdown Of Our HR Department’s Corporate Health & Wellness Newsletter

No one in my office acknowledged my birthday. PGP

Post Grad Problems

Being excited about your monthly budget you formatted on Excel. PGP

Post Grad Problems

Sent a picture of the girl I’ve been dating to my dad. He said “…Her? Well I’m glad we didn’t raise you to be shallow…” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

blowing my nose with old Starbucks napkins at work because employees lost “free tissue privileges” and are expected to bring them from home

Post Grad Problems

If I hear one more human being say “crushed it” I’m just gonna snap.

Post Grad Problems

An upset client asking for your last name is the office equivalent of a “what’s your badge number?”

Post Grad Problems