living the PGL of a accountant in the fast paced world of the Houston reinsurance scene. Proponent of the 4 day work week and day drinking during lunch breaks at the local Chili's. Weekdays you can find me living the cube life and gettin my sweet fluorescent light tan on and on the weekend you can catch me at the beach or at a local bar calling everyone hipsters who order Moscow mules. Likes: beer, jeeps, scotch, emotionally unavailable women. Dislikes: Will deFries

Member Since 12/10/2015

The accounting team is relentlessly saying, “Happy Pi Day.”

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