living the PGL of a accountant in the fast paced world of the Houston reinsurance scene. Proponent of the 4 day work week and day drinking during lunch breaks at the local Chili's. Weekdays you can find me living the cube life and gettin my sweet fluorescent light tan on and on the weekend you can catch me at the beach or at a local bar calling everyone hipsters who order Moscow mules.
Likes: beer, jeeps, scotch, emotionally unavailable women.
Dislikes:
Will deFries
Nah trash take Nived. The real goal is to be sitting on top of an ivory tower as the world burns around you like a modern day Nero but instead of a fiddle we will be jamming out to some trap music.
Was waiting for more acerbic take on this rich douche’s shirt and how his father and uncle have already boned over pretty much everything else so might as well get sell their trash take on fashion. How we are really just indentured servants but better dressed and with thousand dollar iphone Xs.
A solid two is a happy median but no more than 3, especially if you’re prone to the beer burps. I’m more a lunch marg guy(no beer burps) so i keep myself to 2 margaritas when i eat at Papasitos.
Go get boombox jam out her song, or y’all’s song outside of her window Lloyd Dobbler style from Say Anything.
But really just follow these two steps
1. Admit to her that your dumbass 2. Tell her you’re sorry
Gotta fill the emptiness with something so why not some Dope Patagonia Sychilla pullovers or a Yeti tumbler to self medicate with alcohol over your crushing depression, loneliness, sense of inadequacy, or realizing your own mortality and that in the short life span that is the human experience is no where near long enough to make a lasting impact on the world and that you are really not special and will probably die alone in a retirement home being forgotten by your children. You’ll get excited for the mail call because even though you only get junk mail at least someone knows you’re alive even though its an unfeeling and uncaring direct marketing company who will wipe you off their mail list once you die and fade into obscurity and then it will be like you never existed at all so why even bother?
I agree with you @missjackson. The girl is not valuing herself or what she brings at the same level and is leading to this dude pulling the same tantrums over and over again.Some people you cut out of your life regardless of their redeeming qualities and for the love of God don’t fall into the trap of believing you can “fix” or “change” him. Find someone who is equally as good in the sack or communicate what it is that makes you go next level with a guy who you might be able to have a healthy relationship or FWB with.
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Nah we goin out with a bang vintage quaaludes or bust
Think its more a prejudice thing than a racism thing tho. But basic ass girls like the girl from Ms. deFries’ articles come in multiple skin tones so…
Nah trash take Nived. The real goal is to be sitting on top of an ivory tower as the world burns around you like a modern day Nero but instead of a fiddle we will be jamming out to some trap music.
Your dad seems cool as hell. Also sup?
I’m most bothered by him omitting the equity portion of the accounting formula……
I’m pretty sure a PhD student could do their dissertation on BMax’s articles and argue/defend it
Was waiting for more acerbic take on this rich douche’s shirt and how his father and uncle have already boned over pretty much everything else so might as well get sell their trash take on fashion. How we are really just indentured servants but better dressed and with thousand dollar iphone Xs.
….margaritas plural……order the biggest one they serve there.
A solid two is a happy median but no more than 3, especially if you’re prone to the beer burps. I’m more a lunch marg guy(no beer burps) so i keep myself to 2 margaritas when i eat at Papasitos.
Eh i will give you the benefit of the doubt Chuck in that you coldcocked him for a good reason.
Go get boombox jam out her song, or y’all’s song outside of her window Lloyd Dobbler style from Say Anything.
But really just follow these two steps
1. Admit to her that your dumbass 2. Tell her you’re sorry
sup?
Yeah reading your comment and CMV’s list reminded me of immortal Cake song Short Skirt Long Jacket made famous by the tv show Chuck
Solid and respectable move. Also what kind of whiskey guy doesn’t know of any holiday cocktails that involve whiskey? Hot Toddy is the obvious choice.
Gotta fill the emptiness with something so why not some Dope Patagonia Sychilla pullovers or a Yeti tumbler to self medicate with alcohol over your crushing depression, loneliness, sense of inadequacy, or realizing your own mortality and that in the short life span that is the human experience is no where near long enough to make a lasting impact on the world and that you are really not special and will probably die alone in a retirement home being forgotten by your children. You’ll get excited for the mail call because even though you only get junk mail at least someone knows you’re alive even though its an unfeeling and uncaring direct marketing company who will wipe you off their mail list once you die and fade into obscurity and then it will be like you never existed at all so why even bother?
Drinks and talk about our mutual distaste for most people?
I agree with you @missjackson. The girl is not valuing herself or what she brings at the same level and is leading to this dude pulling the same tantrums over and over again.Some people you cut out of your life regardless of their redeeming qualities and for the love of God don’t fall into the trap of believing you can “fix” or “change” him. Find someone who is equally as good in the sack or communicate what it is that makes you go next level with a guy who you might be able to have a healthy relationship or FWB with.
I’m gonna keep bothering you about the progress of your book. Also dope work on your pics that post on the gram Nived.
That next level humble brag
Sup? You do the Carlton and I’ll do the Elaine?