OkayestAccountant

living the PGL of a accountant in the fast paced world of the Houston reinsurance scene. Proponent of the 4 day work week and day drinking during lunch breaks at the local Chili's. Weekdays you can find me living the cube life and gettin my sweet fluorescent light tan on and on the weekend you can catch me at the beach or at a local bar calling everyone hipsters who order Moscow mules. Likes: beer, jeeps, scotch, emotionally unavailable women. Dislikes: Will deFries

Member Since 12/10/2015

Got invited to the bachelor party, but not the wedding. PGP.

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My tax return was rejected. PGP.

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Went on a job interview today. Discovered midway through it was a pyramid scheme. PGP.

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“Have you seen that new Starbucks drink?” PGP.

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Boss asked me if I was hungover today at work. Didn’t drink last night, however I’m not wearing makeup today. PGP.

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Taking your time getting out of your car so you don’t have to walk in with coworkers. PGP.

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Shots For Charlie Murphy

The insurance policy for the person that rear ended me was apparently cancelled and they can’t find a new policy. PGP.

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Power Ranking The Drunk Texts I Sent Last Weekend

Being happy that your friend’s wedding is next calendar year because you already used all your vacation days. PGP.

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