living the PGL of a accountant in the fast paced world of the Houston reinsurance scene. Proponent of the 4 day work week and day drinking during lunch breaks at the local Chili's. Weekdays you can find me living the cube life and gettin my sweet fluorescent light tan on and on the weekend you can catch me at the beach or at a local bar calling everyone hipsters who order Moscow mules.
Likes: beer, jeeps, scotch, emotionally unavailable women.
Dislikes:
Will deFries
I feel like someone got you a word of the day calendar and you’ve been actually using it. I’m impressed with you expanding your vocab JD and solid piece of writing,
Sup a dude IRL next time your in starbucks or whatever. Total PGPM women don’t seem to take advantage of and a dude it way more gonna remember that girl that sup’d him than any girl he tried to flirt with. I’ve only been sup’d a handful of times and i can honestly remember pretty much everyone of them i was sober for.
Why would he make digs at nursing as a profession? BSN RN make pretty good bank, they tend to be funny and dark af(Think of Nived level dark), plus they got good stories. And TBH girl in scrubs = fyre
That whole thing about bringing a girl back reminded me of The Spider and The Fly. Charles, the spider, is trying to convince them that his A/C less apartment is awesome and they should come check out his patio. The girl being the fly, is like “Sounds nice”l but plays hard to get. Until she agrees to go back to his place, and just like the fly going into the web she wakes up in the sauna that is Chuck’s bedroom/apartment and just like the fly she realized she done f’d up.
Why not just buy a portable/indoor AC unit for your apartment or room? If its for the common area just split the cost with the roommate which would be less than like $150 each, the Wawa has em for around $250. Why suffer when you can have your cake and eat it too? That’s the goddamn American way! https://www.walmart.com/c/ep/indoor-ac-units
It is Austin so the homeless people are very interesting and are usually far more tolerable than the hipsters or garbage people that have flocked to that city in the last decade.
True words. I don’t think there’s a point in using lotion in Houston when i walked outside Friday after it rained and the air felt like soup because of how humid it is here.
I’d recommend The MusicFest @ Steamboat Springs….Just make sure to wear some solid boots and gloves, you don’t want to pass out on a snowbank somewhere and wake up with frostbite.
You know why its Christmas in July and not June? Cause America’s Goddamn birthday is in July not June and we all know Jesus was American so it makes sense .
Chuck i say you get out the camo face paint and purchase a toothpick cross bow and go on the hunt for these eight legged freaks….take back your home and in doing so your power and reaffirm why man has dominion over all creatures on this stupid planet as the apex predators. Impale or wound them to track them back to their lair and slaughter them along side of their hundreds of unborn offspring still dormant in their egg sacks.
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Its that sweet CPA money
I feel like someone got you a word of the day calendar and you’ve been actually using it. I’m impressed with you expanding your vocab JD and solid piece of writing,
What’s your specialty btw if you don’t mind me asking @NurseJackie?
Samatha Taggart from ER though she was also fyre in scrubs.
Sup a dude IRL next time your in starbucks or whatever. Total PGPM women don’t seem to take advantage of and a dude it way more gonna remember that girl that sup’d him than any girl he tried to flirt with. I’ve only been sup’d a handful of times and i can honestly remember pretty much everyone of them i was sober for.
Why would he make digs at nursing as a profession? BSN RN make pretty good bank, they tend to be funny and dark af(Think of Nived level dark), plus they got good stories. And TBH girl in scrubs = fyre
To the Tall Girl, sup?
I’m gonna guess The Heights area
That whole thing about bringing a girl back reminded me of The Spider and The Fly. Charles, the spider, is trying to convince them that his A/C less apartment is awesome and they should come check out his patio. The girl being the fly, is like “Sounds nice”l but plays hard to get. Until she agrees to go back to his place, and just like the fly going into the web she wakes up in the sauna that is Chuck’s bedroom/apartment and just like the fly she realized she done f’d up.
Why not just buy a portable/indoor AC unit for your apartment or room? If its for the common area just split the cost with the roommate which would be less than like $150 each, the Wawa has em for around $250. Why suffer when you can have your cake and eat it too? That’s the goddamn American way!
https://www.walmart.com/c/ep/indoor-ac-units
It is Austin so the homeless people are very interesting and are usually far more tolerable than the hipsters or garbage people that have flocked to that city in the last decade.
Also you can’t forget about Richard Petty.
That “eyes too far apart” comment is pure fyre JD.
True words. I don’t think there’s a point in using lotion in Houston when i walked outside Friday after it rained and the air felt like soup because of how humid it is here.
I’d recommend The MusicFest @ Steamboat Springs….Just make sure to wear some solid boots and gloves, you don’t want to pass out on a snowbank somewhere and wake up with frostbite.
Spoilers! We need @realDonalTrump’s take on this leak
You know why its Christmas in July and not June? Cause America’s Goddamn birthday is in July not June and we all know Jesus was American so it makes sense .
That’s why you buy premade nog and then add more rum/brandy to it.
Mod Pizza tho
Chuck i say you get out the camo face paint and purchase a toothpick cross bow and go on the hunt for these eight legged freaks….take back your home and in doing so your power and reaffirm why man has dominion over all creatures on this stupid planet as the apex predators. Impale or wound them to track them back to their lair and slaughter them along side of their hundreds of unborn offspring still dormant in their egg sacks.