Motivation getting the start, apathy getting the W. PGP.

Actual note on the break room fridge: “Do not haze the interns, this isn’t college and they aren’t pledges.” PGP.

Having sore hamstrings from hitting two singles in softball last night. PGP.

The same two girls in every pic on Tinder. WHICH ONE ARE YOU? PGP.

Being told that a “messy bun” is not an appropriate work hairstyle. PGP.

Big middle finger to whoever just heated up fish in the kitchen microwave. PGP.

My coworkers put a fart machine in my office and then sent the hot intern in to see me for April Fools’ Day. PGP.

Your doctor reminding you that not every pizza is a personal pizza. PGP.

Turning down.

If my headphones ever came out, I would be fired.