Getting hit on by a cougar and iced out by someone your age. PGP.

Last year’s Summer intern just got hired to the same position I’m in. PGP.

Considering rubbing one out in the office bathroom just to pass the time. PGP.

Almost got arrested the night I was admitted to the Bar. PGP.

Everything I want seems to require a certain level of dedication and self control. I will never have anything I want. PGP.

Feeling guilty every time Wikipedia prompts you to donate, knowing that without it you wouldn’t have a degree or job. PGP.

Panicking whenever your girlfriend doesn’t want to drink, because maybe she’s pregnant. PGP.

My boss wanted to see an Excel video on YouTube, and I instinctively typed YouJizz. PGP.