Fun fact from the floor in my hotel room: The Vatican holds clandestine records of alien beings facilitating our evolution as a species in their underground archives which are top secret
Going into our Seattle office but first, I’m gonna sip on on this France Press coffee that I just brewed in my hotel room. Yesterday was filled with taking photos of ducked up things so now I’m struggling to slap on a smile and plow through this corporate office bullshit one more time
Dill, if you really wanna get super in the cut, mingle with the homeless people. They usually have the most entertaining stories to tell and they have the best drug connects. The 20 something’s will only get you so far in life. Pretty soon you can invite all your new homeless friends over and soon it will cause reverse gentrification making your lifestyle cost less along with everyone else’s
Just woke up in Seattle…got pretty drunk at some local bar outside the city after getting blessed by a monk on the city streets. I am not hung over so this whole God thing might actually sorta work
Imagine is this was Madison from Grandex creating a fake profile using a girl’s photo in order to recruit from his own company’s channels without having to post jobs to the outside world. I would love to make $91 an hour and brag about it to strangers on the internet lol
This is a ploy from the elites to entice the poors to “get on their level” even though they will never “get on their level”. This also makes it easier for them to aggregate consumer complaints, store that in a database, segment you as an audience, and then ultimately kill you off since you’d be deemed useless to their agenda. It’s the dark side of marketing, guys lol
Burning stuff can be fun. I heard Belize is nice. We should all burn down our places collectively and meet up in Belize and start new lives. No one would ever get suspicious
From a pure business standpoint, this law would have been a revenue loss for the state and the justice system. If you limit people’s ability to get drunk and then operate a vehicle, that drastically lowers the probability of bagging people for DUI’s and other traffic violations which in turn would result in a workload loss for lawyers and court hearings. If you think they make laws to keep you “safe”, you’re wrong. It’s all about profit and they literally don’t give a shit about you, the individual. The game is rigged folks, we’re all on the down slope side of the pinball table of life
Listen to Uncle Acid and the Deadbeats, realize that it’s basically John Lennon fronting Black Sabbath, expand your mind, read Gary Vanyrchuck and become a business mogul in emerging markets. I love you lol
Idk man, this doesn’t explain the fat people in Lulu lemon spandex that run outside. I doubt they’re trying to be like “hey everyone, I’m running a lot but I’m still fat. Look at all this digression I’ve been making”…that being said, I do see your point for the beautiful people because they’re more shallow than a puddle over a sewer cap but without the substance
Rent a black box van and park it across the street in front of their house. Sit in the back of the van with some friends while wearing headsets and having laptops and monitors around you. Open the sliding van door periodically when they are in the vicinity and quickly shut it when you get their attention. Do this constantly until they start to freak out and then when you know you have them, have some friends dressed in black suits wearing ear pieces knock on their door and start asking them where they’ve been and what they’ve been doing since they were born and then have them chuckle insanely and say “we already know what you’ve been doing” and then have them casually walk away
YEAH, ALRIGHT!!….I’m probably just gonna go to work and try and shoot up some nitro brew in the handicapped stall using once of those needles out of the needle disposal thing we have in all of our bathrooms. It cool, I have health insurance from them. Also, why do we have those things in all of our bathrooms? It so boring there that it’s almost like they’re mocking us and enticing us to do heroin to increase turnover and pay the next guy or gal wayyyy less. Anyways, coffee is good and stuff and there’s only 2 more sleeps until the weekend
Respect the grass and the course. You don’t have to respect others because people most likely suck anyway. If only we could transfer this trend to the parking lot and beyond. That will get the right people out of disrespecting the only game my body lets me play at the old age of 29
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It’s hard being a genius in a world of docile apathetic morons lol
Fun fact from the floor in my hotel room: The Vatican holds clandestine records of alien beings facilitating our evolution as a species in their underground archives which are top secret
Going into our Seattle office but first, I’m gonna sip on on this France Press coffee that I just brewed in my hotel room. Yesterday was filled with taking photos of ducked up things so now I’m struggling to slap on a smile and plow through this corporate office bullshit one more time
Dill, if you really wanna get super in the cut, mingle with the homeless people. They usually have the most entertaining stories to tell and they have the best drug connects. The 20 something’s will only get you so far in life. Pretty soon you can invite all your new homeless friends over and soon it will cause reverse gentrification making your lifestyle cost less along with everyone else’s
Just woke up in Seattle…got pretty drunk at some local bar outside the city after getting blessed by a monk on the city streets. I am not hung over so this whole God thing might actually sorta work
Imagine is this was Madison from Grandex creating a fake profile using a girl’s photo in order to recruit from his own company’s channels without having to post jobs to the outside world. I would love to make $91 an hour and brag about it to strangers on the internet lol
This is a ploy from the elites to entice the poors to “get on their level” even though they will never “get on their level”. This also makes it easier for them to aggregate consumer complaints, store that in a database, segment you as an audience, and then ultimately kill you off since you’d be deemed useless to their agenda. It’s the dark side of marketing, guys lol
Deal
Burning stuff can be fun. I heard Belize is nice. We should all burn down our places collectively and meet up in Belize and start new lives. No one would ever get suspicious
Just Airbnb your place out and evaporate out of existence by moving far away
Lmao. But for real though… ancient aliens
I don’t have one because it’s a lot of effort. If it happens I’ll just be like “good, this shit is getting boring anyway”
From a pure business standpoint, this law would have been a revenue loss for the state and the justice system. If you limit people’s ability to get drunk and then operate a vehicle, that drastically lowers the probability of bagging people for DUI’s and other traffic violations which in turn would result in a workload loss for lawyers and court hearings. If you think they make laws to keep you “safe”, you’re wrong. It’s all about profit and they literally don’t give a shit about you, the individual. The game is rigged folks, we’re all on the down slope side of the pinball table of life
Listen to Uncle Acid and the Deadbeats, realize that it’s basically John Lennon fronting Black Sabbath, expand your mind, read Gary Vanyrchuck and become a business mogul in emerging markets. I love you lol
*Just try not to die 1-10
Hey! You get the fuck out of here, Sallie! You’re already all over me and my life
Idk man, this doesn’t explain the fat people in Lulu lemon spandex that run outside. I doubt they’re trying to be like “hey everyone, I’m running a lot but I’m still fat. Look at all this digression I’ve been making”…that being said, I do see your point for the beautiful people because they’re more shallow than a puddle over a sewer cap but without the substance
Rent a black box van and park it across the street in front of their house. Sit in the back of the van with some friends while wearing headsets and having laptops and monitors around you. Open the sliding van door periodically when they are in the vicinity and quickly shut it when you get their attention. Do this constantly until they start to freak out and then when you know you have them, have some friends dressed in black suits wearing ear pieces knock on their door and start asking them where they’ve been and what they’ve been doing since they were born and then have them chuckle insanely and say “we already know what you’ve been doing” and then have them casually walk away
YEAH, ALRIGHT!!….I’m probably just gonna go to work and try and shoot up some nitro brew in the handicapped stall using once of those needles out of the needle disposal thing we have in all of our bathrooms. It cool, I have health insurance from them. Also, why do we have those things in all of our bathrooms? It so boring there that it’s almost like they’re mocking us and enticing us to do heroin to increase turnover and pay the next guy or gal wayyyy less. Anyways, coffee is good and stuff and there’s only 2 more sleeps until the weekend
Respect the grass and the course. You don’t have to respect others because people most likely suck anyway. If only we could transfer this trend to the parking lot and beyond. That will get the right people out of disrespecting the only game my body lets me play at the old age of 29