Nived_Neirbo

Optimistic pessimist, Profoundly unimportant

Member Since 01/07/2014

  • Nived_Neirbo 13 hours ago on Unemployment Is Purgatory Incarnate

    Even when you are employed, it’s not like you can afford to do the things you actually want to do anyway so who cares. The world is your oyster! Except it’s closed and we’re inside of it. They always left that part out when they used to tell you that when you were young hahaha

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  • Nived_Neirbo 16 hours ago on Chipotle’s New Queso Is Actually Pretty Good

    I love when they yell “Welcome to Moe’s” when you walk in. It makes you feel special until they do it to the next person that comes in and you feel like you’ve been cheated on. Moe’s is such a bitch like that. Great burritos though

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  • Nived_Neirbo 17 hours ago on Did I Just Become An Applebee's Guy?

    If Applebee’s really wants to help out Millennials, they should turn all their locations into millennial homeless shelters/food pantries with free WiFi access since none of us can afford houses anyway. I think I’d still rather eat 3 day old Taco Bell out of a dumpster that was lit on fire with napalm

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  • Nived_Neirbo 17 hours ago on Apple Picking And Other Things I Hate About Fall

    Big Pumkin Corp. is silently controlling consumer based products and even segments of the food supply from the shadows in order to push their agenda and stay relevant. I wouldn’t be surprised if they were the little minions sent out by Monsanto to mask over the poisoning of the population through happy colors and seasonality

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  • Nived_Neirbo 18 hours ago on I Ride My Bike To Work, And Yes, That Makes Me Better Than You

    What are your thoughts on the impending market correction and do you anticipate that you will short this occurrence at the right time in order to receive an optimal pay out? As the dollar falls and the value of gold increases, will you reinvest that ROI into precious metals and natural resources/alternative energy sources instead of junk bonds created by sub-prime, predatory lenders?

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  • Nived_Neirbo 22 hours ago on I Don’t Understand Football And Hate Being “That Girl”

    Good morning. Here is football 101: A group of large guys huddle around and prevent another group of large guys from killing their leader who has 4 chances every 10 yards to try and re-up their chances by passing an invisible yellow line by either throwing a leather ball to faster, skinnier guys or handing it off to shorter, stockier guys with better torque. If they fail within 4 tries, the guys trying to kill the leader get the ball for their leader to try and do the exact same thing facing the opposite way on the field. They try to pass a white line into a different colored grass/turf box to obtain 6 points. Then a washed up soccer player comes and kicks it through 2 metal prongs and they get 1 additional point. If they fail to get into the box, the overpaid ex-soccer player comes to kick the oval shaped ball through the prongs to get 3 points. Keep in mind that all of these guys get paid insured amounts of money, more many than some country’s GDP just to play a game and it’s all because major corporations poor money into it for advertising purposes and to propagate the military. It’s a psy-ops tactic to present a spectacle to keep the masses happy and distracted (bread and circuses) while they run off to the bank and debase the very currency that the masses used to be there and pay 200% mark ups on drunk liquids!

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  • Nived_Neirbo 1 day ago on The Struggles Of Dating Someone Intellectually Out Of Your League

    Forever because instead of fighting in public inside of a Home Depot about who forgot to pay the cable bill this month or who Facebook liked someone else they dated in college late at night, we can fight in public inside of a Home Depot about neural networks, quantum physics, and original art that appreciates in value better than actual currencies!

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  • Nived_Neirbo 2 days ago on The Struggles Of Dating Someone Intellectually Out Of Your League

    Put it this way, if you’re as far below the IQ spectrum to him as you say you are and you say he’s a master in risk management and becoming financially risk averse using statistics, I’d argue that he’s not as intelligent as you think and as he himself thinks. He’d essentially be risking his long term intelligence reserves due to dumbing things down and using less parts of his brain which is extremely risky and unintelligent. I mean I’m only the Frank Zappa of this comment section, basically so what do I know? I’m only a god damn genius with a sense of humor that’s keeping me alive in a watered-up world lol

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