Nived_Neirbo

Optimistic pessimist, Profoundly unimportant

Member Since 01/07/2014

  • Nived_Neirbo 3 months ago on Writers' Roundtable: A Farewell To PostGradProblems.com

    I’ll say my goodbyes in the place where I aimed my focus in order to subvert the Deep State’s bots from scraping editorial opinions/headlines across the internet and silencing me, the comment section. Although I’ve written a handful of articles on here the past ~4+ years, the comment section was where I was able to create a subculture within a subculture. This place and its community has introduced me to friends and great people and it’s also gotten me through my career of continually being dragged back into complete and utter wage slavery in this “open-field” feudalist system that makes Minecraft look like a child’s game in the waiting room of an autism clinic. I will never forget this community and I appreciate all the love and laughs and even the reactive confusion of some after reading my stuff. Pretty soon, there’s gonna be a montage made like the one at the end of The Sandlot where Micah’s broadcasting voice will narrate a “where are they know” monologue as the photos of us fade out into the light and then the camera will cut to most of us sitting at a desk behind a computer and being like an Edward-Norton-from-Fight-Club-lookin’-ass

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  • Nived_Neirbo 4 months ago on Enthusiasm In The Workplace Is Killing My Productivity

    These people are probably mainlining Lithium just to get by because deep deep down, they know that the soon to be bleak alternative for corporate America is Foxconn suicide nets draped across every building because retraining new employees is a costly overhead expense so instead, the Kleptogarchs just slowly kill everyone off with incrementally shittier pay and benefits and force you to feel grateful that you are able to come in everyday for decades to make them a lot of money lol

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  • Nived_Neirbo 4 months ago on Social Media Trends That Need To Remain In 2018

    Guys, always opt-in to have the social media apps track your location. The god coordinates along with your IDFA number are gathered and sold to many other companies via APIs so you can enjoy being pandered to all over the internet by advertisers who just want you to give them money for products that most likely cause cancer in some form. Also, be sure to opt into push notifications so that these same apps can get a better understanding of your interaction behaviors/timing and also so they can pepper your phone with rich media that are trying to sell you products that most likely give you cancer somehow. Also, also, enable microphone access so that dormant scripts in the back end can be triggered via keywords/phrases that corporations are bidding on via AI so that you can be served advertisements on the internet for products that will probably give you some form of cancer. Keep spending your hard earned money on questionable things and to top it all off, when you want to use your healthcare for things that these products cause, you might get denied coverage even though you’ve been paying out the ass the whole time from both ends. Now, you can rest knowing that you live in the best country in the world, a country who has the shittiest internet delivery lol

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  • Nived_Neirbo 4 months ago on An Unmarried Guy's Concerns About Going On A Honeymoon

    This is not a joke. You need to marry your best friend but with a prenup because human greed intrinsically seeps in later in life especially when boredom and the idea of greener pastures becomes abundant through the veneer of ego. Protect yourself now and thank yourself later because you can only trust people to a certain point and then they will ultimately prove your suppressed paranoid feelings right when the situation is convenient for them to do so. The idea is to be a meta married person and realize the fallibility of humanity upfront and capitalize on the weakness in the form of monetary value because that’s literally the only thing that makes this retarded engine continue to oscillate. Guys, everything is a lie so just love your truth or whatever American Eagle uses as their next marketing slogan lol

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  • Nived_Neirbo 4 months ago on End The 'Thank You' Note For The 'Thank You' Call

    Guys, it’s basically 2020. The economy is sluggish, foreign conflict is rampant, debt is skyrocketing with rising default rates so if anything, you shouldn’t be saying thank you. It takes too much precious time. Time that could be allocated to focusing on getting yours. Fucking someone else over for a marginal gain. That’s what this place is all about. The future is bleak at best unless you steamroll some your confidants into utter oblivion. Saying thank you is being a cuck for business. Don’t be a cuck for business there’s already too many soulless motherfuckers squirming around here trying to get some for themselves while they watch the things they love get boned out for some scraps and a pat on the back. If you’re not smart enough to figure this out, I’m talking about hopes and dreams, people lol

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  • Nived_Neirbo 4 months ago on You’re An Adult — Please Stop Sticking Your Tongue Out In Pictures

    As we approach 2019, the new expression/look will be of sheer panic and choking on Tear Gas. You heard it here first, folks. So when some streetwear brand tries to depict this on a $700 Fruit Of The Loom t-shirt or when Yeezy tries to drop a Napalm color way, you’ll remember that the PGP comment section is where real culture is created lol

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  • Nived_Neirbo 4 months ago on Getting Back In The Game: The Fight, Part II

    Yes, because biologically, monogamy was only created by organized religion through guilt mongering in order to curb the spread of disease as well as steadily increase the population because if you lived the by beliefs of that shit, you remained destitute but if you used it as a tool to live behind and gain mass appeal, you lived lavishly and also got to get away with high crimes. Then came the DaBeers Diamond Corp. who used similar tactics as the church in order to brainwash the masses in buying their seemingly worthless product at a premium price and that is what has kept both industries going since then via highly relevant marketing through a consumerist/indoctrinated lens and now you can begin to understand why we are where we currently are when we think about the economy, our species, and the environment we manipulated unsustainably in order to temporarily live within it for extraction and appeal to a minority of a very small concentrated group lol

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  • Nived_Neirbo 5 months ago on The Entire Month Of December Is A Death Knell For Productivity In The Office

    Reallllly looking forward to retirement. Fuck what Gary V says…don’t work hard, they always leave out the part of the story where you die in the end while they tell you to keep working hard and give up your actual life. Work smart and by that I mean start a drug empire or a weapons deal pipeline like ‘ol George HW. They’re closing down the stock market for him tomorrow lol

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  • Nived_Neirbo 5 months ago on A Millennial Defense of the Plastic Christmas Tree

    I for one wanna get one of those California Wildfire trees that somehow stays alive after burning from the inside out as if it were struck by lightning as concrete buildings and metal cars nearby are charred to ashes. Idk what type of clandestine direct energy weaponry is required for that type of scene but I’d place my holiday bets on The Pentagon with aided back funding from Saudi Arabia after it gets diluted through some contract company/manufacturer lol

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