Nived_Neirbo

Optimistic pessimist, Profoundly unimportant

Member Since 01/07/2014

  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on Ranking John Duda's Last Three Fits

    Will, you guys at Grandex should let me shoot a look book for your apparel stuff and Duda will be the model rocking the clothes and we can do a play on Supreme look books in a gritty/dangerous part of Austin. it would be waves upon waves

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on Things I Wish Millennials Would Actually Kill

    We need to kill offices, cemeteries, the fractional reserve banking system, the 45 hour work week, the 3rd dimension, religion, politics, the insurance industry, paying for utilities, monopolies, middlemen, @thevaginator and his retarded thoughts put into digital words on this platform

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on An Idiot's Attempt At Making New Friends

    go to concerts, attend riots in the streets, become James Franco in Pineapple Express and befriend your customers, hang out in coffee shops and write screen plays….friends come out of nowhere. Just this past weekend, i was at the anti-nazi rally in Boston photographing everything and I was wearing SLEEP the band’s t-shirts and 5 different people came up to me to acknowledge my t-shirt and then we all grabbed drinks after and it was fun….life is weird so you have to be weird too

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on The Adult Sleepover May Be More Trouble Than It's Worth

    I used to sleep with a stuffed animal when I was a young boy person and it helped me sleep at night but then my dog took it one day and ripped it’s head off and then I was forced to grow up and realize that I needed to get a job, wake up to an alarm, pay for things and then try to squeeze in some fun before I die. The moral of this story is, love is fleeting but paying for stuff is forever so you better keep, like, paying your taxes and lol…I don’t fucking know

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on Death By Boredom

    You’re right, it’s not a lie. It’s pretty well known to everyone by now. When you centralize a value in the form of currency (which values everything in our everyday lives ie. labor, goods, services, products, assets) using a fractional reserve banking method and then stagger that throughout every financial institution in the hierarchy, you have successfully created a global feudalist system solely based on debt that requires interest to be paid back to the source. So yes, there is a system. You’re also right that the universe is indifferent but people are not. If you say we don’t have to live like this, I would agree but in today’s world try going anywhere or doing anything without money, consistently. That’s my whole point.

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on The 7 People To Actively Avoid At Any Party

    You could just avoid everyone at the party by scurrying away as someone tries to talk to you and then looking back and saying “you’ll never catch me”. Everyone will hate you but let’s be honest, no one really likes anyone, most people don’t like themselves. This will make an easy exit for you. Who cares if they think you’re weird…they don’t know that you have a decent paying job with a weirdly high credit score, immense student debt, nothing to show for anything besides an array of photographs, a solid Pink Floyd discography collection, and got rejected from being a writer at The Onion….oh wait, that’s me

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on Start Growing Your Fall Beard While You Still Have Time

    I am 100% onboard with this idea even if I don’t lose my job. We can market it as the world’s first fully-selfsustaining/clean energy homeless community for Millennails (sponsored by Tesla/Solar City)….let’s steal a page from the 55 and over retirement community book and create hype and exclusivity like Supreme does for their t-shirts…people with high paying jobs and mortgages will be lining the streets in front of out tent city hoping to get a plot so they can quit the corporate world and not pay bills

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on Start Growing Your Fall Beard While You Still Have Time

    on the bright side, at least you’ll already look like a homeless guy if she hates the beard, decides to divorce you, and take half of everything and the house. I’m probably going to be out of job next month along with my roommate so we’ll see ya out there man lol

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on The Yuppie Stereotype Is Dying And We Need To Save It

    the new Yuppie will be dressed in a really expensive Jedi-esque outfit designed by a rapper and sold through a major label like Adidas. They will make high 6 figure salaries doing work for the internet and all the tech that goes with it but still can’t actually afford anything, they will have strange futuristic haircuts, they will be void of all personality except for the one they create online for themselves, they will partake in synthetic cocktailed drugs, swear words will be printed on their limited edition capsule collection clothing items to give off the vibe that they are edgy when in reality they about as dull as a flaccid penis trying to stab a dry vagina, and they will create cottage industries in a side hustle to try an escape the actual life they live as opposed to the one they portray.

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on Death By Boredom

    Now you guys know why I am how I am. I went down dark roads to find the truth about all of the bullshit we call human existence and basically i can tell you with a high Vegas odds probability that we are experimental slaves to an alien race and the concept of money is in itself slavery. Physical slavery requires people to be housed and fed, economic slavery requires people to house and feed themselves and money is the arbitrary thing that creates an economy and it’s value. They got so good at it that they made physical prison bars invisible and made the prison span over a planet….in other news, I just got a cold brew coffee and for the next 10 minutes I will kinda be okay with all the boring shit that’s around me lol

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on My 9 Hour Hangover In The Nashville Airport

    But you could have rested your bones on the steps of Centennial Park as the sun’s rays illuminate your body and then someone with an acoustic guitar walking by could have wrote a country song about it and then you’d be famous for eternity

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