The feeling of sheer joy when someone cancels plans. PGP.

Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V. PGP.

I literally did nothing at work today. Seriously, nothing. PGP.

Motion to bring back “Dick’s Picks” to PGP because the undergrads on TFM do not know the saga of Dick Perry’s rise to fame and epic collapse. PGP.

Can’t tell if I hate my life or just my job. PGP.

First day of classes, huh? Must be nice. PGP.

All my friends are assholes, but I have no idea where you find new ones. PGP.

Making the wardrobe transformation from “business professional” to “homeless person” as soon as you get home. PGP.

Watching all these Ice Bucket Challenges make me glad I don’t have that many friends anymore. PGP.

Being surprised when you’re not hungover. PGP.