Enthusiasm over a quality pen. PGP.

Wearing athletic shorts while eating an entire pizza. PGP.

A coworker asked if I have any kids. I said, “Man, I hope not.” They did not find it amusing. PGP.

A 23-year-old just won the World Cup for his country. All I’ve done for mine is pay taxes. PGP.

To open the video Snapchat at work, or not. PGP.

Having your phone charger at your desk, but not at your apartment. PGP.

The next 5 to 10 generations of LeBron James’ relatives already have more money than I ever will. PGP.

I tried so hard, and got so far, but in the end it doesn’t even matter. PGP.

Not having hamburger, so just eating the helper. PGP.

Feeling like you’re on vacation also when your room mate goes out of town for the week. PGP.