Coworkers asked if I was even alive during the OJ trial. I defensively replied that I was 4. PGP.

One of my older coworkers has just now discovered Siri and talks to her phone all day. PGP.

Spending the week between graduation and work buying and assembling the cheapest IKEA living room possible while drinking Sailor Jerry on the floor. PGP.

My boss just asked if I’ve heard the song “What does the fox say?” PGP.

Female coworkers slowly becoming more attractive as time passes by. PGP.

Saying “its Monday” after every time you drop the ball. PGP.

Counting down the years till I get a finger up my butt. PGP.

Not being an astronaut. PGP.

Starting to sound like your father and/or mother. PGP.

The decision between generic or brand name. PGP.