Just watched my boss get swindled by a smoking hot sales rep. PGP.

I have a case of the Tuesdays? PGP.

Lying that you’re younger to girls at the bar, and lying that you’re older at client meetings. PGP.

The only reason I want to keep this job is because it gives me ideas for PGP posts. PGP.

I want my friends to know that my PGP account is me, but I don’t want my employers to know. PGP.

I’m the only person on Earth who still hasn’t seen “The Fappening.” PGP.

Can officially cross being catfished off the list. PGP.

Nobody ever responds to my Snapchats. PGP.

Getting in trouble for not taking a lunch break. PGP.

Counting down to a three paycheck month, so you can put it all towards your student loans. PGP.