College drama doesn’t have shit on office politics. PGP.

Realizing that by “stay in school” they meant “don’t ever leave.” PGP.

How the fuck did I graduate? PGP.

Too young to fit in with the coworkers, too old for the interns. PGP.

Getting yelled at by your boss because you have been making the intern water the fake plants for the last three months. PGP.

Finally getting the automated rejection email for a job you applied for 18 months ago. PGP.

I never realized I had ADD until i got a job. PGP.

The insanely difficult 5:30 decision between hitting the gym or bottle. PGP.

Going back to your desk to get your cell phone before heading to the bathroom. PGP.

My girlfriend could do better. PGP.