I went to a deli on my lunch break because I thought it would be quick. Spent over half my lunch hour waiting. PGP.

My office is located off I-85. In Atlanta. PGP.

Wife won’t let me buy a recliner. PGP.

My boss told me I should look into “getting some ADD medicine.” I don’t think I should tell him that I just don’t care about work. PGP.

“So what are you giving up for Lent?” PGP.

I actually like my boss. It’s my coworkers that make me want to drive off a cliff daily. PGP.

Got in late for the first time in over a year. Coworker decided to break out the “Just get here when you can” comment. PGP.

Riding out Hurricane Matthew and just opened my first beer. Mentally preparing myself for a hangover. PGP.