I couldn’t remember if I washed my hair in the shower. Around lunch time, I had my answer. PGP.

Having to actually do work when PGP goes down for 30 minutes. PGP.

I’ve had more PGPs posted this month than I have sales. I’d say my priorities are straight. PGP.

Mom still thinks I drink too much. PGP.

Had a customer tell me that I sound like I’ve been doing this for years. I have. Years and years and years…and years. PGP.

Actually having a job that has me too busy to get on PGP anymore. PGP.

The only thing I noticed about the first day of Fall is that it’s Monday. PGP.

My paycheck bounced. PGP.

It’s almost “drive to work in the dark, drive home in the dark” season. PGP.

I wonder if I have to claim Fantasy Football winnings on my taxes. PGP.