Five days. Five engagements. Five more future vacation days used. PGP.

Feeling better about “Nice work” coming from PGP than your own boss. PGP.

Somehow I always manage to get sick on Friday. PGP.

Justifying early day drinking because you’ll probably get to bed at a decent hour. PGP.

Having your phone charger at your desk, but not at your apartment. PGP.

“Show me the law where it says we can’t make interns do wall-sits.” PGP.

Getting a headache whether you drink 4 beers or 24. PGP.

Frantically turning the volume down when what you thought was just an ESPN article turns out to be a video. PGP.

Using the end pieces of a loaf of bread for a sandwich to avoid a trip to the grocery store. PGP.

I’m 27 years old, and I got carded for an R-rated movie last night. Not sure if I should be happy or upset. PGP.