Someone decided that it would be a good idea to take a shot after every Alabama touchdown. PGP.

Spending hours researching house buying despite having no savings to buy a house. PGP.

Got stuck behind a school bus all the way to work today.

It has rained for the last three weekends.

I think my friends intentionally decide to get married during football season just to spite me.

Whoever said “30 is the new 20” has never had a hangover like mine.

The majority of businesses in city are closing early in anticipation of severe weather. My manager decided that the office was the safest place to be.

“When are you guys going to start having kids?”

The ads on my Facebook have started suggesting alcohol treatment centers.

“So are you going to propose soon??” PGP