I didn’t start Drew Brees in fantasy this week. PGP

Went too hard at TGIFridays.

I finally understand, “girls don’t like boys, girls like cars and money.” PGP.

Printed out ten copies of my resume on my office printer. And used the nice paper. PGPM

My brain only registers the first and last five minutes of my commute. PGP

It’s 2pm and I just noticed that I have a toothpaste stain in a really inopportune spot on the front of my pants. PGP.

I want to go to lunch and never come back. PGP.

Received an anonymous complaint that I talk about sports too much….

I go to lunch as late as possible, just so the day seems shorter. PGP