Relating to Stanley from “The Office”. PGP.

We’re getting a Chick Fil A a block from my office. I haven’t been this excited since we got a new copier last month. This is my life now.

Someone going directly to your boss for something because they are not confident in your ability to handle it. PGP.

I used to see Tetris in my sleep when I was a kid. Now I see Excel. PGP

Changing my PGP profile picture is the most productive thing I’ve done all day. PGP

Over 800 photos on my phone. Can’t find 1 that is appropriate for my LinkedIn profile. PGP

Expecting a raise despite the fact that i do absolutely nothing at work. PGP

All I want for Christmas is beer, better Netflix, and for my student loans to be paid. PGP.