Hooked up with the girl two cubes down from me. Going to be an interesting Monday

My roommate from college whom I haven’t contacted in over 3 years endorsed me on LinkedIn. PGP.

Had an Acne attack and found a grey hair the same day. PGP.

Needing two hands to count LinkedIn connections who are also former hookups

Everyone is getting leg cramps and shit during sex and I’m over here like, what is this “sex”? PGP

Fighting a losing battle against my slowing metabolism with my age and drinking problem as my only weapons.

Nachos and beer for dinner makes for an embarrassing morning at the office. PGP.

Hating your job and not making enough money. PGP.

The traffic report has essentially just turned into “Every road is closed…forever”

I just got notice I’m getting transferred to Tulsa. PGP.